Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Random Stuff I've Learned
-Men do make passes at women who wear glasses. If they are not making passes at you, get new frames. -When in doubt, use this yardstick to gain perspective. There are over 7 billion people in the world. How many are really effected by (insert your big deal here)? -Winter rye is only great if someone else mows it for you. We have seasons for a reason. -Have your grandchildren first. They don't seem to cry as much as your kids. -No one flips through photos smiling about those great photos taken at work-related conferences unless they gave a speech. -Google earth is not as good as actually traveling to an exotic location. -Dessert does not cause weight gain. Talking about dessert causes weight gain.